You can still be a Jew, you can eat bagels and gettlefish and all of that, but you should be able to wear regular clothes without having rocks thrown at you, have intercourse without needing to do it through a cloth with a hole, not be forced to live separately from other people once a month. It’s barbaric. Help me help you. Help me help women like you. This is going to be my career, rescuing the downtrodden women of archaic religious cults.

fegeleh:

stfupenguins:

jewish-privilege:

stfupenguins:

jewish-privilege:

Oh, one of these. Great. I got chased off of a forum I moderated by an Animals’ Rights activist who called us all “atavistic barbarians” (and, without exaggeration, that was the kindest thing he said). Oy.

“I’m going to save you from yourself, and once I’ve brainwashed you into thinking like me, you’ll thank me!” Yeah, no thanks. And this is coming from someone that is a committed Jewish atheist.

Every once in a while I like to point out I ate my first bagel when I was around 16, because bagels aren’t a Jewish thing everywhere.

Yep. I think the Moonbat Anon drew on her “cultural christianity” for the litany of false and offensive stereotypes in her messages,and chief of those is that all Jews are Ashkenazi.

Oh, I’m Ashkenazi, but we don’t do bagels in Israel.

HAHAHAHA “u can still be a jew, u can still eat bagels and **gettlefish**”

cause THATS what being jewish is about at its core, about eating bagels and gefiltefish

omfg

thats what my entire identity is constructed around, fucking eating fucking bagels and fucking gefiltefish

holy fuck

I just can’t get over the Jews having sex through a hole in a blanket part… Like that’s got to be one of the most antisemitic things I’ve ever read. And just for anon’s and everyone else’s education: 

In Jewish law, sex is not considered shameful, sinful or obscene. Sex is not thought of as a necessary evil for the sole purpose of procreation. Although sexual desire comes from the yetzer ra (the evil impulse), it is no more evil than hunger or thirst, which also come from the yetzer ra. Like hunger, thirst or other basic instincts, sexual desire must be controlled and channeled, satisfied at the proper time, place and manner. But when sexual desire is satisfied between a husband and wife at the proper time, out of mutual love and desire, sex is a mitzvah.

A man may never force his wife to have sex. A couple may not have sexual relations while drunk or quarreling. Sex may never be used as a weapon against a spouse, either by depriving the spouse of sex or by compelling it. It is a serious offense to use sex (or lack thereof) to punish or manipulate a spouse.

…there are passages in the Talmud that encourage foreplay to arouse the woman. (Nedarim 20a). Any stories you may have heard about Jewish sex occurring through a hole in a sheet are purely an urban legend.

(Source) 

Also:

gentileproblems:

Okay, this is actually genuinely offensive. Where on Earth did you learn about Judaism, Stormfront? For G-d’s sake, choose another career at the very least- nobody will want to be rescued by you.

Shmuel Boteach, author of the acclaimed Kosher Sex: A Recipe for Passion and Intimacy labels the sheet rumor as utterly false. “Judaism,” he says, “is the one religion that not only allows sex for pleasure but sees sex as the holiest of all acts because it brings life into the world – and even when it doesn’t, it sews two people together as one flesh, one soul.”

(Source) But you know Jews are so barbaric and backwards about sex…